Quotes about insurance

Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

— Ambrose Bierce

You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured.

— Bertolt Brecht

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

— Al Bundy

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.

— Ralph Nader

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

— Wes Smith

People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.

— Source Unknown

Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next.

— Source Unknown