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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

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The novice in advertising frequently gives the public credit, for too much intelligence.

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Among the worries of today's business executives is the large number of unemployed still on the payroll.

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The first thing the secretary types is the boss.

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A hard thing about business is minding your own

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A vacation should be just long enough that you're boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

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Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.

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Leisure for people of business, and business for people of leisure would cure many problems.

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People will go right on preferring to do business with friends.

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If you are pre-occupied with life and death then you aren't ready for heaven.

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If you're too busy to help those around you succeed, you're too busy.

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I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.

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Coming to Rome, much labor and little profit! The King whom you seek here, unless you bring Him with you will not find Him.

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She had once been a Catholic, but discovering that priests were infinitely more attentive when she was in process of losing or regaining faith in Mother Church, she maintained an enchantingly wavering attitude.

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Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage

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A mousetrap always provides free cheese.

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Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree.

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A cemetery is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.

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All work and no play makes one the wealthiest man in the cemetery.

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There are only two things you HAVE TO do in life. You HAVE TO die. You HAVE TO live until you die. You make up all the rest.

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If you have a choice between certainty and hope, choose certainty every time.

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If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one.

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Every chance taken is another chance to win.

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A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.

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It's only the view from where you sit that makes you feel defeat. Life is full of many aisles, so why don't you change your seat?

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Change is not reform, any more than noise is music.

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Change tends to be viewed as a threat to our control.

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Changes start occurring when budgets are cut.

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Constant change is here to stay.

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Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both.

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I tried to change the world, but I was outnumbered.

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It is a psychological fact that you can influence your environment and thoughts. If you do so consciously and with high purpose, you can change your habits and attitudes for the better.

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Most of us will do anything to become good except change our way of living.

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People who wait for changes to occur on the outside before they commit to making changes on the inside will never make any changes at all.

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Some folks won't look up until they are flat on their backs

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The fish only knows that it lives in the water, after it is already on the river bank. Without our awareness of another world out there, it would never occur to us to change.

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The only people who like change are wet babies.

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To make a change often takes a lot of initial energy and effort. This is not unlike a rocket that expends most of its energy in the first few miles even though its destination may be hundreds of thousands of miles away.

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Two basic rules of life: 1. Change is Inevitable 2. Everyone Resists Change. Remember this: When you are through changing... you're through.

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Use a gyroscope to demonstrate how, over time, we become fixed in our ways, personalities, and, as a mature person, psychologically resistant to change. With EFFORT, however, we can make changes. We are not today exactly what we were yesterday. We are almost imperceptibly different. We do change with time and we can control to an extent the direction of the changes.

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When it becomes more difficult to suffer than change -- then you will change.

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You can't expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday's tools and expect to be in business tomorrow.

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In order to change, we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

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You can't truthfully explain your smallest action without fully revealing your character.

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Before you advise anyone Be yourself! reassess his character.

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The test of any man's character is how he takes praise.

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The higher character a person supports the more they should regard their smallest actions.

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It is better for the development of character and contentment to do certain things badly for yourself than to have them done better for you by someone else.

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Nothing marks the character of a young man more than failure.

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Clothes don't tell the character of the man, but they just as well talk for him as against him.

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Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

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Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long bow and the force of it depends on the strength of the arm from which it was shot. Argument is like a bullet fired from a gun and has equal force even when issued from a child.

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If you don't like your own character there may be a new one ready-made and waiting for you. The snake sheds its skin with impunity, relying on the same nature which you rely on.

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Character is made by many acts; it may be lost by a single one.

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The lord will not hold back the promises, even if the person who makes them is not worthy.

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Character is like the foundation of a house -- it is below the surface.

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Character is another thing that is formed in youth and reformed in marriage.

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Character is always lost when a high ideal is sacrificed on the altar of conformity and popularity.

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Character is a victory, not a gift.

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Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful.

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Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.

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Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness

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There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.

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With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratulate them. We tend to be quick to criticize, slow to praise. We should be careful to keep the praise and the expectations far ahead of the criticism.

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Little girl's definition of conscience: Something that makes you tell your mother before your brother or sister does.

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Kids use to ask where they came from, now they tell you where to go

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Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.

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Children are a great comfort to us in our old age, and they help us reach it faster too.

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What you don't know takes a lot of explaining to the children.

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The best way for a man to train up a child in the way he should go is to travel that way himself.

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Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.

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There are always two choices. Two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy.

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Of all earthly creatures, humans alone have the power to choose.

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Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too.

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You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self. Don't turn away from possible futures before you're certain you don't have anything to learn from them. You're always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.

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You have the power to think what you want. No matter what the circumstance.

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There is an election going on all the time... the Lord votes for you and Satan votes against you, and you must cast the deciding vote.

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You must give up the way it is... to have it the way you want it

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No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.

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One ABC of Christianity: Always Be Cheerful [1 Thessalonians 5:16]

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Faith makes a Christian. Life proves a Christian. Trial confirms a Christian. Death crowns a Christian.

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Don't feel superior just because you go to church, it doesn't make you a Christian.

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Christianity, above all, has given a clear-cut answer to the demands of the human soul.

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A group touring Westminster Abbey in London heard the guide list the famous people buried within its walls. During a momentary silence a little old lady's voice blurted out loud and clear, Anybody been saved here lately?

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Though the church has many critics, it has no rivals.

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Sign in lot: Church parking only. We will not forgive those who trespass against us.

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Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.

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No person is either as happy or as unhappy as they imagine. Things are never as good or as bad as they seem.

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The one who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it

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Each class of society has its own requirements; but it may be said that every class teaches the one immediately below it; and if the highest class be ignorant, uneducated, loving display, luxuriousness, and idle, the same spirit will prevail in humbler life.

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Looking back over a decade one sees the ideal of a university become a myth, a vision, a meadow lark among the smoke stacks. Yet perhaps it is there at Princeton, only more elusive than under the skies of the Prussian Rhineland or Oxfordshire; or perhaps some men come upon it suddenly and possess it, while others wander forever outside. Even these seek in vain through middle age for any corner of the republic that preserves so much of what is fair, gracious, charming and honorable in American life.

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College-bred is a four-year loaf, using dad's dough, Coming out half-baked, with a lot of crust.

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The men -- the undergraduates of Yale and Princeton are cleaner, healthier, better-looking, better dressed, wealthier and more attractive than any undergraduate body in the country.

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Scratch a Yale man with both hands and you'll be lucky to find a coast-guard. Usually you find nothing at all.

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To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

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Reality forms around a commitment.

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Some men dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.

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A winner makes commitment. A loser makes promises.

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