Quotes about Golf

Get quotes of the day

How do you feel today?    I feel ...

These are quotes tagged with "golf".

Add to my favourites Get these quotes on a PDF
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Life is a game but golf is serious.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
When I joined the Tour I studied the best players to see what they did that I didn't do. I came to the conclusion that the successful players had the Three Cs: Confidence, Composure, Concentration.
Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag.
Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
All is fair in love and golf.
Aggressive play is a vital asset of the world's greatest golfers. However, it's even more important to the average player. Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you'll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.
I used to get out there and have a thousand swing thoughts. Now I try not to have any.
Drive for show, but putt for dough.
The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull.
I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I can't lose.
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Get Quotes of the Day

Your daily dose of thought, inspiration and motivation.