Quotes by Bob Hope

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Leslie Townes Hope (May 29, 1903 July 27, 2003), otherwise known as Bob Hope, was a famous British-American entertainer who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, on radio and television, in movies and in U.S. Army concerts. more

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass.
It feels great to be 95. I mean, for those parts of me that still have feeling.
You know marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.