Quotes by Hope, Bob

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

Hope, Bob on age and aging   

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

Hope, Bob on age and aging   

"I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap."

Hope, Bob on age and aging   

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

Hope, Bob on golf   

"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."

Hope, Bob on happiness
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"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."

Hope, Bob on nations   

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]"

Hope, Bob on nations   

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it."

Hope, Bob on bankers and banking   

"I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

Hope, Bob on religion   

"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

Hope, Bob on charity
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"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."

Hope, Bob on children