Quotes about physicians

As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.

— Jean De La Bruyere

I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]

— Michael Crichton

The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

— Gregory Dean Jr.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

— Benjamin Franklin

Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?

— Source Unknown

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

— Ambrose Bierce