Michael Lipsey

Gaining control of your thoughts is as easy as sitting by the ocean and controlling the waves.

— Michael Lipsey

Forget anything your friends would rather you forgot.

— Michael Lipsey

The road not taken was not your path.

— Michael Lipsey

There isn't always sex, but there is always chocolate.

— Michael Lipsey

There is no school of philosophy that approaches ordinary common sense.

— Michael Lipsey

You get fat in the moments between when you know you should stop and when you do.

— Michael Lipsey

It is easy to forgive an insult, but harder to forget one.

— Michael Lipsey

Never forget that you are married to a very beautiful woman.

— Michael Lipsey

Some people would rather lose the relationship than the argument.

— Michael Lipsey

God tells every religion that it is His favorite.

— Michael Lipsey

You can't drop a tattoo off at the thrift shop when it goes out of style.

— Michael Lipsey

A man stays in touch with society by means of a wife.

— Michael Lipsey

The Right hates minorities and the Left hates the country,

— Michael Lipsey

When you have poison oak you love nature a little less.

— Michael Lipsey

If you really believe that all men are created equal, you are comfortable in any company.

— Michael Lipsey

I always tell it like it is" is the long way of saying, "I'm a jerk.

— Michael Lipsey

The most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card.

— Michael Lipsey

There are few secrets of success, but plenty of people making a good living selling them.

— Michael Lipsey

We worry about losing our memory, yet there are things we wish we could forget.

— Michael Lipsey

Where others see complexity, the person of action sees the thing that needs to be done.

— Michael Lipsey

Sometimes you have to do the work and hope the career materializes.

— Michael Lipsey

We find our own skin more fascinating than any abstract painting.

— Michael Lipsey

How can our relationship grow when you don't respect my need to discuss everything that is wrong with you?

— Michael Lipsey

The next chapter of my life is always more interesting than the last one.

— Michael Lipsey