Michael Wakcher
Michael Wakcher also known simply as Wakcher is a comic creator, writer, and satirist. He maintains a site of original quotes and witticisms at Wakcher.com. He is also the creator of the webcomic Circle Versus Square and also co-writes a comic called Werewif. His satire articles are published at the news satire website The Red Tractor.
9 Quotes
Language is a dangerous tool, that when misused, can result in nonsense.
— Michael Wakcher
If all complaints had to be accompanied by the submission of a delicious sandwich then fewer people would voice them while more would be willing to listen.
— Michael Wakcher
With enough verbs and prepositions, anything can happen.
— Michael Wakcher
I urge everyone against choosing their dying words ahead of time. I said mine years ago and now I look like quite the fool.
— Michael Wakcher
To please a woman is to say 'please' to a woman...but at other times not.
— Michael Wakcher
A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit.
— Michael Wakcher
The sweetness of victory is undermined only by its lack of nutritional content.
— Michael Wakcher
A physicist's journey starts with putting two numbers together, and ends with taking the Universe apart.
— Michael Wakcher
Sharing great wisdom in the company of fools may lead them to take you as one of their own.
— Michael Wakcher