Robert Orben

Robert Orben (born 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor".

8 Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
— Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
— Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
— Robert Orben

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
— Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
— Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
— Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
— Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben