Stanislaw J. Lec

He who limps is still walking.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

The first requisite for immortality is death.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

— Stanislaw J. Lec

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

— Stanislaw J. Lec