Doug Horton

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

— Doug Horton

Growing old is not growing up.

— Doug Horton

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

— Doug Horton

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

— Doug Horton

Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.

— Doug Horton

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

— Doug Horton

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

— Doug Horton

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

— Doug Horton

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

— Doug Horton

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

— Doug Horton

Death is the final wake-up call.

— Doug Horton

To awake from death is to die in peace.

— Doug Horton

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

— Doug Horton

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

— Doug Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

— Doug Horton

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

— Doug Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

— Doug Horton

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.

— Doug Horton

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

— Doug Horton

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

— Doug Horton

There is no bad in good.

— Doug Horton

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

— Doug Horton

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

— Doug Horton

It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.

— Doug Horton

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

— Doug Horton

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

— Doug Horton

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

— Doug Horton

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

— Doug Horton

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

— Doug Horton

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

— Doug Horton

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

— Doug Horton

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

— Doug Horton

Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

— Doug Horton

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

— Doug Horton

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

— Doug Horton

We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.

— Doug Horton

Money is good, love is wealth.

— Doug Horton

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

— Doug Horton

Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.

— Doug Horton

While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.

— Doug Horton

Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.

— Doug Horton

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

— Doug Horton

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

— Doug Horton

Smile, it's free therapy.

— Doug Horton

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

— Doug Horton

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

— Doug Horton

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

— Doug Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

— Doug Horton

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

— Doug Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

— Doug Horton

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

— Doug Horton

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

— Doug Horton

Strong words are required for weak principles.

— Doug Horton

If food were free, why work?

— Doug Horton