Brian Kiley

When I was in high school, I was in the French club. We didn’t really do anything. Once in a while, we’d surrender to the German club.

— Brian Kiley

My nephew is in high school. He’s a member of the abstinence society, where a group of students have pledged to maintain their virginity. We had something similar at my high school—it was called the math club.

— Brian Kiley