Wendy Liebman

When my fiancé proposed it was very romantic. He turned off the TV. Well, he muted it. During the commercial.

— Wendy Liebman

I’m getting married on April 12th. My fiancé and I still haven’t decided on the year ….

— Wendy Liebman

For Thanksgiving last year I made a seventeen-pound turkey … pot pie.

— Wendy Liebman

My HMO is so expensive, they charge me for a self-breast exam. It’s a flat fee.

— Wendy Liebman