Henny Youngman

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

— Henny Youngman

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.

— Henny Youngman

If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.

— Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

— Henny Youngman