Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say when!

— Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse

It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

— Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse

Flowers are happy things.

— Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse

Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.

— Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse