Robin Williams

Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready.

— Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

— Robin Williams

Jamaica. They would never make an Atomic Bomb; they may make an Atomic Bong. But I’d rather fight a war with an Atomic Bong. Cuz when the Atomic Bomb goes off there’s devastation and radiation. When the Atomic Bong goes off there’s celebration!

— Robin Williams

Compassionate Conservative … I don’t know what that is really. Kinda sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

— Robin Williams