Mickey Rooney

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.

— Mickey Rooney

You always pass failure on the way to success.

— Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

— Mickey Rooney

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

— Mickey Rooney