Samuel Levenson

You can't start at the top.

— Samuel Levenson

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

— Samuel Levenson

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

— Samuel Levenson

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

— Samuel Levenson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

— Samuel Levenson

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

— Samuel Levenson

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

— Samuel Levenson

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

— Samuel Levenson