Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

— Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

— Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

— Joey Adams

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

— Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

— Joey Adams