O. Henry

What else can you expect from a town that's shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

— O. Henry

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

— O. Henry

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

— O. Henry

The magi, as you know, were wise men--wonderfully wise men--who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas gifts. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication.

— O. Henry