Franklin P. Adams

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

— Franklin P. Adams

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

— Franklin P. Adams

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

— Franklin P. Adams

There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.

— Franklin P. Adams

What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.

— Franklin P. Adams

I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

— Franklin P. Adams

Too much truth is uncouth.

— Franklin P. Adams