Cathy Guisewite

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.

— Cathy Guisewite

I bought sultry lingerie but I'm too embarrassed to wear it. I bought a suggestive card, but I'm too embarrassed to give it. I thought of renting a sexy movie, but I'm too embarrassed to go pick one out and even if I did, I'd be too embarrassed to admit I had it. I'm beginning to understand why red is the color of Valentine's Day.

— Cathy Guisewite