Thomas Robert Dewar

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

— Thomas Robert Dewar

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

— Thomas Robert Dewar

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

— Thomas Robert Dewar

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.

— Thomas Robert Dewar

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

— Thomas Robert Dewar

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

— Thomas Robert Dewar