(Frank) Gelett Burgess

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

— (Frank) Gelett Burgess

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.

— (Frank) Gelett Burgess

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

— (Frank) Gelett Burgess

Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.

— (Frank) Gelett Burgess