Quotes by Jay Leno

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Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American comedian of Italian and Scottish extraction who is best known as the host of the long-running NBC television variety and talk show The Tonight Show. He also owns the production company which co-produces The Tonight Show called Big Dog Productions. more

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Embarrassing moment for President Bush today. He called the pope to wish him a happy Passover.
New Year’s Eve, when old acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, the tests come back positive.