"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

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"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle."

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"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

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"Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive."

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"If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee."

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"Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession."

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"Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife."

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"The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch."

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"She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out."

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"A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be."

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