Quotes about weddings

"A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind."

Bagehot, Walter on weddings   

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"That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse."

Barrie, Sir James M. on weddings   

"Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

Bierce, Ambrose on weddings   

"Girls usually have a paper mache face on their wedding day."

Colette, Sidonie Gabrielle on weddings   

"Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise."

Heywood, John on weddings   

"It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!"

Jerold, Douglas on weddings   

"I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me."

Martin, Dick on weddings   

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Marx, Groucho on weddings
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"Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them."

Pepys, Samuel on weddings   

"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."

Rowland, Helen on weddings   

"A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast."

Schiller, Johann Friedrich Von on weddings   

"Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people."

Selden, John on weddings   

"A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."

Unknown, Source on weddings   

"I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife."

Unknown, Source on weddings
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"It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man."

Unknown, Source on weddings   

"Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!"

Wedding Toast on weddings