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Love and marriage, love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother. You can't have one without the other.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
Marriage accustomed one to the good things, so one came to take them for granted, but magnified the bad things, so they came to feel as painful as a grain in one's eye. An open window, a forgotten quart of milk, a TV set left blaring, socks on the bathroom floor could become occasions for incredible rage. And something happened sexually in marriage --the swearing to forsake all others, despite its slight observance, had a profound effect. Some people felt trapped by it, impelled to assert what they called freedom. Some accepted it like a rein, and in the effort to avoid pain in the form of hopeless desire, cut off occasions of desire, avoided having long talks at parties with attractive members of the opposite sex. In time, all feeling for the opposite sex was cut off, and intercourse limited to the barest politesses. But something happened to you when you did that, a kind of death seeped up from the genitals to the rest of the body, till it showed in the eyes, the gestures, in a certain lifelessness.
I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.
Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of all laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State and Church-begotten weed, marriage?
When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.
Try to take for a mate a person of your own neighborhood.
She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.
A marriage based on full confidence, based on complete and unqualified frankness on both sides; they are not keeping anything back; there's no deception underneath it all. If I might so put it, it's an agreement for the mutual forgiveness of sin.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.
Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard.
You'll repent if you marry, and repent if you don't.
Marriage is the sunset of love.
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
The day you marry, it is either kill or cure.
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
In the perfect wedlock, the man, I should say, is the head, but the woman the heart, with which he cannot dispense.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex!
It resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
We love in others what we lack in ourselves, and would be everything, but what we are.