Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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