Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

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Nowadays, when you get a handwritten letter in the mail you’re like, “What? Has someone been kidnapped!?” “Well, I’m not opening it, it’s probably filled with anthrax.”

Email has made sending regular mail such a chore. “Wait, I stick it in an envelope and now I gotta go outside? What am I, a triathelete?”

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