Quotes by Armistead Maupin

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Christmas is a conspiracy to make single people feel lonely.

When I was . . . little, my mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.

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