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Michael Wakcher also known simply as Wakcher is a comic creator, writer, and satirist. He maintains a site of original quotes and witticisms at Wakcher.com. He is also the creator of the webcomic Circle Versus Square and also co-writes a comic called Werewif. His satire articles are published at the news satire website The Red Tractor..

"Language is a dangerous tool, that when misused, can result in nonsense."

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"If all complaints had to be accompanied by the submission of a delicious sandwich then fewer people would voice them while more would be willing to listen."

Wakcher, Michael on complaints and complaining
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"With enough verbs and prepositions, anything can happen."

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"I urge everyone against choosing their dying words ahead of time. I said mine years ago and now I look like quite the fool."

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"To please a woman is to say 'please' to a woman...but at other times not."

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"A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit."

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"The sweetness of victory is undermined only by its lack of nutritional content."

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"A physicist's journey starts with putting two numbers together, and ends with taking the Universe apart."

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"Sharing great wisdom in the company of fools may lead them to take you as one of their own."

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