Quotes by Henny Youngman

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If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.