Charles Farrar Browne, (April 23, 1834 - March 6, 1867) was a United States humorous writer, best known under his nom de plume of Artemus Ward.
Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. But Im a Union man.
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
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