I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.