Mark Twain young
by James Carroll Beckwith, 1890
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was a famous and popular American humorist, novelist, writer and lecturer.
A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Hunger is the handmaid of genius.
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