Quotes by Tomlin, Lily

"I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific."

Tomlin, Lily on detail
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat."

Tomlin, Lily on job
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

Tomlin, Lily on language
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"Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

Tomlin, Lily on life
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"We're all in this alone."

Tomlin, Lily on loneliness
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"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

Tomlin, Lily on love
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"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."

Tomlin, Lily on politics
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"Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

Tomlin, Lily on prayer
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"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."

Tomlin, Lily on reality
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"For fast-acting relief try slowing down."

Tomlin, Lily on stress
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"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

Tomlin, Lily on success
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"If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?"

Tomlin, Lily on truth
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"We are all in this together, by ourselves."

Tomlin, Lily on unity
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