Oh, my God. I’ve just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I’m going to have to kill you now.
I was very overprotected as a child … My tricycle had seven wheels. And a driver….
Plastic surgery must be like childbirth without the child … After a while, if you’re satisfied with the results, you forget the pain and want to do it again.
I think it’s time for a real woman who has led a real life to re-design Barbie …. Her hips could start out at a normal size and then quietly expand over the years while she ...
I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, “Love, Rita.”
No hanky, no panky. At my age, foreplay is brushing my teeth … when I can remember where I put ’em.