Quotes by Mickey Rooney

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You always pass failure on the way to success.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.