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Joan Rivers.
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." Rivers, Joan on america
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
Rivers, Joan on america
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again." Rivers, Joan on work
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again."
Rivers, Joan on work
"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy." Rivers, Joan on comedy and comedians
"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
Rivers, Joan on comedy and comedians
"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." Rivers, Joan on comedy and comedians
"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."
"Can we talk?" Rivers, Joan on conversation
"Can we talk?"
Rivers, Joan on conversation
Quotes by Rivers, Joan
Quotes by Rivers, Joan