Quotes by Robert Orben

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Robert Orben (born 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor".

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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