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Robert Orben (born 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor". · Can we improve this biography or this incorrect? Post your own bio in the forums.

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

Orben, Robert on health
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"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."

Orben, Robert on health
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"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."

Orben, Robert on inflation
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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

Orben, Robert on money
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"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."

Orben, Robert on speakers and speaking
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"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."

Orben, Robert on time
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

Orben, Robert on wealth
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"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

Orben, Robert on life
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