> >

  Quotes by Orben, Robert




Robert Orben (born 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor"..

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

Orben, Robert on health    Share

Bookmark quote

"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."

Orben, Robert on health    Share

Bookmark quote

"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."

Orben, Robert on inflation    Share

Bookmark quote

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

Orben, Robert on money    Share

Bookmark quote

"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."

Orben, Robert on speakers and speaking    Share

Bookmark quote

"Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."

Orben, Robert on time    Share

Bookmark quote

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

Orben, Robert on wealth    Share

Bookmark quote

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

Orben, Robert on life    Share

Bookmark quote
Take a look at recent activity on QB!

 

Search Quotations Book