Quotes by Austin O'Malley

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Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.