Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 May 19, 1971) was an American poet best known for writing pithy, funny, light verse.
Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn't a baby ought to have a baby.
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with, And with whom they breakfast with and sup with.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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