Quotes by Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller on his self-titled CNBC show

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After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

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