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Jackie Mason (born Jacob Maza on June 9, 1931, in Sheboygan, Wisconsin) is an ordained rabbi and an American stand-up comedian. He enjoys provoking controversy with his politically incorrect routines and his opinionated ...

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?