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William "Bill" Maher, Jr., (born January 20, 1956; last name pronounced "mar") is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is most well-known for his television show Politically Incorrect and is currently the host of ...

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We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.

Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
I am, and always have been, pro-death. I’m pro-death penalty; I’m pro-choice; I’m pro-assisted suicide; I’m pro-regular suicide—I’m for anything that gets the freeway moving faster.
New rule: If churches don’t have to pay taxes, they also can’t call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that’s one of those services that goes along with paying in. I’ll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.
The US spends more on military weapons than the next 15 countries combined. So why don't we try spending only as much as the next 8 countries combined and see if any one invades us?