Lazarus Long is a FICTIONAL creation of the sci-fi writer Robert Heinlein. More: http://www.textfiles.com/humor/llong.hum
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.
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