Quotes by David Letterman

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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests]
President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.