Quotes by Tom Lehrer

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up!
It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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