Quotes by Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

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